For the cat who gives nothing, we offer a gift guide that does not insist on reciprocity. For the friend who has everything, there is Warm Laptop, which makes them feel needed. For the friend who has nothing, there is Cardboard at Dawn, which makes them feel at home. For the one who has recently moved, Inside the Cupboard, a comfort in a box.
For the difficult relative who has never once given you a gift, we suggest Distant Dog, since it will remind them of everything they have not done. For yourself, Forbidden Counter. Each order is wrapped in a ribbon, a card, and a small, quiet disclaimer that the giver may be accompanied by a nap. Order before 1 December. After that, we cannot be sure we will be awake.