How long does a fragrance last?
Warm Laptop lasts about eleven hours, or until the lid closes. Tuna Dusk lasts until someone opens a window.
Do you test on animals?
No. We test on cats, who are not animals in any sense we are willing to discuss. They are paid in treats and a nap.
Can I return an opened bottle?
- Unopened bottles may be returned within 30 days.
- Opened bottles may be returned if they have been disappointing.
- Bottles knocked off shelves are exchanged at the Outlet.
What is the Hiss?
The fourth note of every composition. See our journal for details.